10/10/07 The Birth of a Blog

Welcome everybody to the newest blog in all the land. Oops, by this second sentence this blog is already old news, Oh well, it was fun to be on the cutting edge while it lasted. Since that's not a reality anymore, let's get down to the nitty gritty. This pseudo blog is a collaboration of a select group of assholes that are dedicated to some simple tenets, a partial list follows:

• The USA is the greatest force for good in the community of nations
• English is our national language
• Taxes are a destructive force
  
• Fart jokes are funny
• Hillary is evil

This list is likely to be updated and expanded over the weeks and months to follow, but for now at this late hour I believe it should suffice. Let me end by introducing the cast of characters who will most likely only serve to amuse themselves with this blog. I am Chester Quinn, faithful yuppy defender of a world that is not fair. I am joined by Messrs. Hoggin It, Jasper Jhons, Cal "Cochise" Crosby, and White Running Back.

I'd like to thank WRB for getting this group together. He is the glue that holds this fragile coalition together and I raise a glass to him and all God-fearing men this evening, especially the boys in uniform serving to keep us free to blather about nonsense on blogs.

God Bless America.

Let's rumble.